All About Your Favorite Savage Body Wax Center in San Jose
Located in the heart of San Jose (minutes from Westfields Valley Fair and a few blocks from all the biscuit heads at Santana Row), Ted D Bare Pain Co is a body waxing studio run by waxers who've earned their street cred (and impressive traps) with eight hours of back to back, eerily quick brazilian waxes of all genders. Every. Single. Day.
Altho we are single-minded, proudly one dimensional estheticians who's sole contribution to this world is smashing life-changing brazilian waxes while giving you a giggle - we do know one other thing - we know what a brazilian wax does to a client. Suddenly she abandons reason, becomes a sexy evil genius who channels her inner Beyonce to get drunk in love.
So if you haven't felt fly like a G-6 in a while, the solution is probably to click on this linky-link to schedule a brazilian stat. (Instead of sending that text you shouldn't have sent last night. Oh what, you don't remember? We do.)
Meet The Founder
Meet The Founder
"Pain Jane" first entered beauty school with the intention of becoming a facialist. However, she lost her will to live when her instructors told her she has to s.t.f.u during facials.
Fortunately, the universe was merciful and introduced her to brazilian waxing, which got. into. her. veins. Jane went on to open the first Body Waxing Only Studio in the San Jose and has since become a force in the body waxing industry.
She is known for her trademark 7-minute Brazilian waxing and 15-minute Manzilian waxing techniques, which she teaches on a national scale through her Lady Peng Waxing Summits, unlocking endless levels of industry growth.
Jane is weird, and somehow, she has managed to assemble an even weirder team. Meet your other evil twins below.
Meet Your Brazilian Wax Body Hair Deforestation Family in San Jose
Legendary since 2006. Situated in San Jose and serving nearby Cupertino and Santa Clara, Ted D Bare Pain Co opened its doors in 2006 and has been a prominent provider of specialized body waxing services and education.
A flagship of self-care and inclusivity, our body waxing center maintains a welcoming and surgically clean environment. Each client is treated with integrity and respect, and we do not discriminate against body shape or size, race or nationality, religious background or sexual orientation. We roast everyone. Equally.
We blend old-school values with modern safety standards. Our bikini waxers are fully licensed and highly knowledgeable and will factory reset anyone who has a problem with their own bodies. Brazilian waxing of any kind is a choice, an option and certainly not a requirement. You’re beautiful the way you are and we can’t wait to meet you.
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Pai
Co-Founder
Come Back With A WarrantPai is a connoisseur of sarcasm and a brazilian wax grandmaster with over 10 years of experience. She is the bikini waxer for you if you enjoy long walks to the fridge. She’s also an extroverted introvert who panics to press "End" when she makes an accidental call. Click here to book a brazilian wax appointment with Pai if you’d like to learn why she - as a grown adult - is still petrified that accidentally consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will leave her family with generational debt.
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Mya
Lead Instructor
Taco LoverMeet Mya, the hardest working brazilian waxer here at Ted D Bare Pain Co. Mya might be your bikini wax soulmate in San Jose if, like her, you too once fell off a stripper pole. She's a proud Mexican who gets down with Hot Cheetos, cheese and pickle juice and is doing her best to find hobbies that don't include her debit card. Hit this link to book your next vajacial with her and you'll meet a sweet girl who was never meant to be crazy but here we are.
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Rika
Lead Instructor
Resident MarshmallowRika is our philosophical, always self-improving raver girl. Though Vietnamese by association, she can whip up a mean Chicken Adobo, but the complexities of assembling IKEA furniture still baffle her. After you meet her, you'll rush to book your second Brazilian wax appointment because this sensitive free spirit will have you rethinking the years you underestimated yourself to recognize the inner greatness and magic you've had all along.
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Gavi
Brow Priestess
Fur MamaGavi is a helicopter parent to a French Bulldog named Dexter, Ted D Bare Pain Co’s Good Boy mascot. She believes in Old Gods and new knives and loves her Mexican mama for cultivating self-esteem whenever she says “I applaud your confidence to stand alone and reject the use of a mirror today.” Gavi is also our hybrid waxer, dominating brazilian waxing and shaping brows and would love to host a party at her house….where everyone sits around and folds clothes. Click here to book an appointment with her if your only hobbies are tracking packages and reminding people to please urinate with precision and elegance.
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Zai
Lead Instructor
Party EnthusiastZai is always the first on the dance floor and the last to leave which means she sleeps in. If you ever need her, she’s just 5 missed calls and 6 text messages away BUT she’s also your partner in crime who is capable of carrying at least 70lbs through rough terrain, owns a shovel and yes, she has time tonight so don’t mess with the people she loves. When she’s not smashing bikini waxes in San Jose, she’s lifting her homies’ spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery and giving into her feminine urge to buy an overpriced drink every time it’s sunny outside.
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