50 Grit Exfoliating Towel
50 Grit is a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it, too, was forged in the heart of a dying star. This cape-less vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back-ne and keratosis pilaris. According to legend, its vicious nylon/polyester blend increases blood flow and nails three pointers making it powerful in life yet unstoppable in death. Not for the weak and infirm, commit 15 seconds to gently buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face) on the daily. Be disciplined, be brave. You might wince during its single minded determination to purge yer filth but like a bad decision that turns into a damn good time, 50 Grit will hurt you just enough.
Choose between two different levels of abrasiveness: PASSIVE (much softer in texture and embedded with active charcoal to suck out the impurities in your sinful pores) and AGGRESSIVE (a texture so nuclear, so unforgiving, you'll cry in the corner and ask yourself "But what did I do to you?")
Ingrowns caused by Brazilian Waxing? Don't know you.
50 Grit is a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it, too, was forged in the heart of a dying star. This cape-less vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back-ne and keratosis pilaris. According to legend, its vicious nylon/polyester blend increases blood flow and nails three pointers making it powerful in life yet unstoppable in death. Not for the weak and infirm, commit 15 seconds to gently buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face) on the daily. Be disciplined, be brave. You might wince during its single minded determination to purge yer filth but like a bad decision that turns into a damn good time, 50 Grit will hurt you just enough.
Choose between two different levels of abrasiveness: PASSIVE (much softer in texture and embedded with active charcoal to suck out the impurities in your sinful pores) and AGGRESSIVE (a texture so nuclear, so unforgiving, you'll cry in the corner and ask yourself "But what did I do to you?")
Ingrowns caused by Brazilian Waxing? Don't know you.
50 Grit is a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it, too, was forged in the heart of a dying star. This cape-less vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back-ne and keratosis pilaris. According to legend, its vicious nylon/polyester blend increases blood flow and nails three pointers making it powerful in life yet unstoppable in death. Not for the weak and infirm, commit 15 seconds to gently buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face) on the daily. Be disciplined, be brave. You might wince during its single minded determination to purge yer filth but like a bad decision that turns into a damn good time, 50 Grit will hurt you just enough.
Choose between two different levels of abrasiveness: PASSIVE (much softer in texture and embedded with active charcoal to suck out the impurities in your sinful pores) and AGGRESSIVE (a texture so nuclear, so unforgiving, you'll cry in the corner and ask yourself "But what did I do to you?")
Ingrowns caused by Brazilian Waxing? Don't know you.
